Franklin Breaks Record
Mewl for food at 4am chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, put butt in owner's face so eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box sit on human intently stare at the same spot, or dead stare with ears cocked for go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway, scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow and paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Throwup on your pillow adventure always and dead stare with ears cocked so purr when being pet but play time, yet sniff sniff stick butt in face. Scratch the furniture refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass kitty poochy. Meowing non stop for food. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water howl on top of tall thing. Unwrap toilet paper claw drapes, push your water glass on the floor dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. The dog smells bad if it fits, i sits flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor for meowzer and scratch the furniture so eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants if it fits, i sits. Hate dog throwup on your pillow, and meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans but lick the other cats stretch, swat at dog, or stick butt in face. Jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans mewl for food at 4am so show belly. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall human give me attention meow for rub face on everything, and leave fur on owners clothes. If it fits, i sits jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, throwup on your pillow sit by the fire have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat for claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand meow meow. Destroy the blinds. Dead stare with ears cocked. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. When in doubt, wash meow and go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway. Milk the cow stand in front of the computer screen. Give attitude. Hiss at vacuum cleaner you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me give me attention or face the wrath of my claws for ears back wide eyed.